you are driving on a highwaywith a valley onthe left. headed towards you on the right is a fire engine at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig going the same speed as you, and behind you is a helicopter again going the same speed as you. How do you safely get out of this situation?
I'll print the answer tomorrow check back, but have fun with your answers
2006-09-01 09:49:06 · 11 answers · asked by magraloo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep going, you will go forward and the fire truck will go through the spot where you were and on into the valley. Even though the helicopter isn't on the road you don't want to slow down or you won't get out of the way in time.
2006-09-01 10:07:54 · answer #1 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-02 03:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get off the Merry-Go-Round
2006-09-01 10:15:39 · answer #3 · answered by akc1106 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, sounds like a bizzare dream. My best guess is to run towards the valley.
2006-09-01 09:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is sooo old sorry get your drunk a s s off the merry go round sorry ♥
2006-09-01 09:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i slow down,, coz helicopter is got nothing to do with the roads,, and i am surprisingly on the road,,,,,, hehe, ,nice question though
2006-09-01 09:53:06 · answer #6 · answered by kriss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't got a clue.
2006-09-01 09:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get your drunk a** off the Merry-go-round!
2006-09-01 10:17:07 · answer #8 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a carousel ...duh....(im right...right?)............no im not nevermind thats a different riddle i wouldn't know how to get out lol
2006-09-01 09:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by Lauren_Ann20 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep driving?
2006-09-01 09:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by irishdancergall 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋