2006-09-01 09:38:21 · 4 answers · asked by gman 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q - What did the leper say to the whore?
A - Keep the tip!
Q - Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
A - There was a face off in the corner!
2006-09-01 10:55:42 · answer #1 · answered by Duke of Funk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-09-01 20:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by Gaming 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 pounds.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
2006-09-01 16:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's long and soft and hangs in front of an a-s-shole?
george bush's tie
2006-09-01 16:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by Queen of the Dachshunds 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋