No I'm being serious on this one this isn't some stupid what if jesus is gay nonsense,
what if God is a female and she wants me to be the father of her only begotten daughter,
related question,
what if jesus accidently got mary magdaline pregnant, would he have abortion money for her, would he be a dad, good at diapers
not that it was sex, but what if he immaculately conceived a child with her, out of love, hypothetically,
more or less asking hypothetical questions about abortion and such, and immaculate conception, not trying to be offensive,
heh i know who you are laughing just shu your kids into the rain and be done with it
2006-09-01 09:18:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If God wanted you to be the father of her child, I say she won't know what hit her.
To answer your question, if jesus accidentally got mary preggo; it's like this....pregnancy is no accident. Driving down the car and crashing is an accident. Falling off a horse and breaking your arm is an accident. Getting pregnant is natural. Unwanted pregnancy is stupidity, it ain't no accident. I expect jesus would be forced to pay for college too!!! hypothetically of course.
2006-09-01 14:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, Immaculate Conception is The Virgin Mary's title meaning that she was born without sin.
Next ,Jesus always referred to God as "Abba, Father."-not mother.
Jesus cannot ever do something accidently.
Also, His Love has a much bigger purpose than satisfying the body. He taught that you need to feed the soul, and ignore the temptation of the flesh.
2006-09-01 09:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by created 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm....Immaculate conception, huh? Why would you assume god would be a virgin? And if immaculate is referring to "not actually sex", why would you think god wouldn't want to do it the "fun" way?
If Jesus got MM preggers, their descendants would sure be pompous, don't ya think? The original "holier than thou" crew?
2006-09-01 09:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God IS a female and She induces immaculate conception all the time - - - it's called 'wet dreams'
2006-09-01 09:22:27 · answer #4 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read your Bible and all of these questions will be answered. :)
God always referred to Himself as a male, He only had need for one Son to be born on Earth to save us from our sins, Jesus doesn't make mistakes, & abortion is not something God or Christ would be involved with (nor fornication).
2006-09-01 09:24:13 · answer #5 · answered by desmartj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary became no longer purely born free of sin, she became free of sin from the 2nd of her concept. God exists out of time. He knew that Mary might consent to being the mummy of Jesus, so, as a thank you, He stored her free of unique sin.
2016-11-06 05:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that one Jim Darwin of more than enough but weirder things have been known to happen. Good luck and keep us all informed.
Oh just one question, What would your wife say??????
2006-09-01 09:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a female and i always thought it would be so radcore if i immaculately conceived. heh.
i could be like BUT THIS BABY HAS NO FATHER. heh.
2006-09-01 09:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by Eileen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's all about choices and we are faced with those everyday.. I'm sure even Jesus of Nazareth wasn't immune from that.
2006-09-01 09:26:37 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god has no specific sex
he is just god and he doesn't need for anyone to help him we are the one who needs his help
2006-09-01 09:31:49 · answer #10 · answered by don'task 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋