2006-09-01 09:15:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sure, they have a fire department. Instead of putting out fires though, they start new ones when the old ones start to go out.
2006-09-01 09:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. G 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yes, Hell has a fire department. The main department is located just off main street, but there are thousands scattered throughout the dark world. Hell's fire department, HFD, has been proudly serving the dark lord and his underlings for thousands of years. It was established after Hell froze over, just before the plague.
Relieved from the searing heat, the inhabitants of Hell began to doubt the full power of Satan. Thinking quickly, Satan loaded up several of the larger demons with powerful flamethrowers. Thawing and drying out Hell, so the fires could be rekindled, was a long and tiring process, and Satan learned quickly. In order to prevent further incidents, the HFD was established. Stop in for a tour, we're open 24hrs a day! Just ask for Gary.
2006-09-01 09:26:46 · answer #2 · answered by Meh 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a million.) In Judaism Shoel replaced right into a shadowy underworld, the position the useless lead a ghostly life. 2.) Gehenna in the recent testomony, if actually translated, refers back to the communal garbage promote off outside of Jerusalem, which replaced into continually on hearth because it saved being refuelled with more effective garbage. the very reality continues to be that Jesus used it as a metaphor for what Christians call hell, and he must have idea it a no longer irrelevant metaphor.
2016-12-06 02:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i dont think hell has a fire department.
2006-09-01 09:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Does heaven have a police department?
2006-09-01 09:19:37 · answer #5 · answered by epitome of innocence 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hell is a fire department...
2006-09-01 09:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by jeremy t 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have you ever heard of the expression "people in Hell wants ice water." well why would they have water in Hell if the intention was so you could BURN for eternity?????
2006-09-01 09:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by Foxxy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hell hath no fury, and it's all because....they don't have a fire department
2006-09-01 09:18:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't think so. Anyone who was in Hell wouldn't really care about the well-being of another, would they?
2006-09-01 09:19:18 · answer #9 · answered by PenguinLoaf 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is no hell, so there is no need for municpal services. There is no heaven either and no God, no Easter Bunny, No Santa Claus and I'm not sure I believe in you either.
2006-09-01 09:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋