A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-09-01 13:38:24
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answer #1
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answered by Gaming 2
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did you hear? Mel Gibson is firing rockets into israel!!!!
The mel gibson I know is honorable, the mel gibson I know is a good man, the mel gibson I know........ is a doctor in Topeka, Kansas.
ahahaha the girl belowme is right, that is cool!!!
2006-09-01 16:13:53
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answer #2
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answered by vanman8u 5
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you're just a level 1. do something for us first, and then i'll see what i can do.
2006-09-01 16:12:27
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answer #3
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answered by beckray 4
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Go to Google.com and put in the word FAILURE and look at the very 1st enty.
2006-09-01 16:13:43
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Hisssssssssssss... Level 2 now and on to level 3 thanks for 2 pointsssssssssss.
2006-09-01 18:19:38
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answer #5
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answered by Kevin H. 3
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