I have requested they stop bother us and they just come back an back and back
2006-09-01 08:52:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Print a small sign for your door that says NO CHURCH-RELATED SOLICITATIONS PLEASE.
2006-09-01 08:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just spent some time with them asking questions on everything they said until they got to a point where they couldn't go any further.
They had a note book and at theend of my garden they looked at my house (presumably to get the house number) wrote something in it and I have never been bothered since.
The Jehovahs Witnesses promise you a beautiful flower strewn heaven after armageddon, but only 44000 followers can be saved. So I questionned them on why they were continuing to recruit since by their own creed new members above 44000 couldn't be saved .........
2006-09-01 09:03:46 · answer #2 · answered by Pontac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang a pentagram flag in your yard? But I don't know why you would want to get rid of them they are so fun to mess with.
Like answer the door in your underwear and scratch down there and ask "can your religion get rid of crabs"? or invite them in for a nice beer so you can sit and talk about becoming a mormon.
2006-09-01 08:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by Gypsy Cat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people just don't get it unless you start being a prick. If you're a guy, open the door while jerking off and smile pleasantly, telling them they'd better have a good reason for interrupting your daily rituals.
2006-09-01 09:06:10 · answer #4 · answered by Discotheque 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im going to start of by asserting i'm Jehovah's Witness. in case you at the instant are not involved he shouldn't save traveling. yet while he's actual a JW i do no longer believe that he will knock accepted on a similar time. in simple terms by gently asserting you at the instant are not involved they wont make a return bypass to. yet one element i'd desire to function as JW our purpose is to no longer agitate you, or exchange your faith. Our purpose is in simple terms to assist spiritually by analyzing the bible with you in simple terms as Jesus did one he became into on earth.
2016-12-11 19:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A moat and drawbridge....that would be sweet....
Oh wait, like the other guy said....signs may work...
or a fence and gate....
or just answer the door naked gnawing on a raw chicken leg with a peace sign around your neck...
or
Maybe the signs will do the trick....
2006-09-01 09:01:18 · answer #6 · answered by cypress9silver 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could do what my exhusband once did and just answer the door butta$$ naked with a bong in your hand! Of course his head is shaved and he is covered in tatoos. He looks like a member of a white suppremicist group.
2006-09-01 09:03:05 · answer #7 · answered by ginger sue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put a No Soliciting sign on your door. This ain't rocket science...
2006-09-01 08:56:39 · answer #8 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you worship Satan in your house and that the door is covered in sacrificial blood.
2006-09-01 08:55:31 · answer #9 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend of a friend answered the door in full drag! Trust me it worked! Especially when he playfully flirted with them........ *lmao*
2006-09-01 09:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by Mooks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you worship the great dark master Satan and invite them in to participate in a sacrifice to him.
2006-09-01 08:55:06 · answer #11 · answered by lenny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋