Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..." As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn.
He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house.
As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back.
He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again”.
"Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."
"I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian".
2006-09-01 08:35:23 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I like it.
Have a really great weekend!
2006-09-02 06:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it, it reminds me of this one:
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Did you know there's a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper replies, "There's a drink named Kevin?"
2006-09-01 18:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by Ivi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way 2 long 2 read on here
2006-09-01 15:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by thesunnshynne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a very good play on words.
2006-09-01 15:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny!!
Is a Sangy the same as a sanger??
2006-09-02 02:49:25 · answer #5 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that freakin punchline was lame!!! lol. still made me laugh.
2006-09-01 15:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,thats really funny!! good one!
2006-09-01 15:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by sammydeea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it alot
2006-09-01 15:41:16 · answer #8 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok, but not great..
2006-09-01 15:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Wonderful. Thank you.
2006-09-01 15:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋