Divorce
A farmer walks into an attorney's office to file for a divorce...
Attorney: "May I help you??"
Farmer: "Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces."
Attorney: "Well, do you have any grounds?"
Farmer: "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."
Attorney: "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
Farmer: "No, I don't have a Case, but I got a John Deere."
Attorney: "No, you still don't understand! I mean do you have a grudge?"
Farmer: "Yeah I got a grudge! That's where I park my John Deere."
Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
Farmer: "Yes, sir, I got a suit! I wear it to church on Sundays."
Attorney: "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
Farmer: "Nope, we both get up about 4:30."
Attorney: "Okay, let me put it this way... why do you want a divorce?"
Farmer: "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
2006-09-01 08:26:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, very funny big teddy.
2006-09-01 08:32:11 · answer #1 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this one:
A group of men is about to go on a trip in the Jungle. The Leader of the group explains:
-Guys,when we go to the Jungle, you have to be aware of the poisonous snakes. If you get bitten by one anyway ,one of the others should suck you until gets the poison out...
-Excuse me! (asks one of the men) What if a snake bites my c*ock?
-Then you will find out who your true friend is!
2006-09-01 17:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny, but more lame than anything... might be funnier if you have the farmer's wife talk sometime...
2006-09-01 15:30:29 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol an oldie but a goodie lol i just read this one on here last night except it was with a woman not a man â¥
2006-09-01 18:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!
Was that a 2 ronnie sketch? Excellent!
2006-09-01 17:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that one alot ill give it a 10
2006-09-01 15:56:00 · answer #6 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-09-01 17:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by Claire U.K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice playing with words, I liked it :)
2006-09-01 16:17:39 · answer #8 · answered by dippidappi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY OLD. But still funny. Thank you
2006-09-01 15:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool big ted!
2006-09-01 15:30:31 · answer #10 · answered by gerbiltamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋