I was at the cashpoint earlier, when this little old lady asked me if i would check her balance.... So i pushed the old git over...lol...
Apologies to the older generation, just a wee joke..
2006-09-01 08:20:18 · 43 answers · asked by Platinum 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chris, you made me laugh mate. As for my punctuation?!? Do i care, i think not. It was only a joke...
2006-09-01 08:30:49 · update #1
Very good. Wise man always say....Man who go through airport turnstyle sideways is going to BangKoK.
2006-09-01 09:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by Princess415 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol. funny.
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2006-09-02 03:16:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Platinum
Do you think it's right to come on here and tell funny jokes?
mmmm?
I mean, everybody else is telling rubbish jokes that they've seen on other sites.
I really don't think you should start this new trend of actually telling a "funny" joke.
Get off with you.
We don't want your sort round here.
What we want is "Why did the chicken cross the roaders"
Good evening
2006-09-01 08:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You can tell it's a friday because that took me a minute to catch on.
Thanks for the laugh though - I have 1 hour to go at work, and I need something to get me through it.
2006-09-01 08:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by smm_8514 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I thought it was funny!! Who cares about punctuation, it's a frigging joke!!!
2006-09-01 08:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
One day Oprah's doctor was staring at her naked in the examining room.Oprah says, "why are you just staring at me like that?"
Doc says, "I was just wondering what my house would look like painted black with pink shutters."
2006-09-01 08:25:25 · answer #6 · answered by no one 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Best laugh of the night!!
2006-09-01 10:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL that pretty funny! Did you get her credit card number?
2006-09-01 11:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin H. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Daaaaaaaang! Remind me never to ask you to check my balance! lmao
2006-09-01 08:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by bettywitdabigbooty 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ok it was a little funny
2006-09-01 08:24:27 · answer #10 · answered by Sasha 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋