Heavy Plane
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area,
suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.
The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo,
the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers
in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter.
They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot.
So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again.
They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport.
They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet
a boy on the side of the road who's crying.
They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"
They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder.
Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"
They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk
who's laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?"
The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!"
2006-09-01 08:17:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like alot i think it is so funny and its no lie ill give u a 11 out of 1-10 and im 17 but i like it alot i dont care what anyone says i like it
2006-09-01 08:52:27 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2006-09-01 08:19:54 · answer #2 · answered by redcar_racer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be honest...Where in the world would you get a lame joke like that? Can you imagine the consequences of the people on that plane, if that were to get out?
2006-09-01 08:23:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure even an 8 year old would find it funny, however replace the 'sneezed' with 'farted' and you may be unto something.
2006-09-01 08:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by majikgeorge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are 8 years old, its funny. If you are 28, not funny.
2006-09-01 08:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! But in a funny/cute sort of way!
2006-09-01 08:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a same kind of joke in finnish... And that's funny, at least that's my opinion.. ;)
2006-09-01 09:21:20 · answer #7 · answered by dippidappi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is funny but in this day & age of political correctness i'll probably be in a load of trouble for admitting so!
2006-09-01 08:19:55 · answer #8 · answered by tjstarbe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already heard this funny I would give it: a smile.
2006-09-01 08:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by neoteenbe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was one of the funniest jokes I have ever read
2006-09-01 08:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋