An old guy was driving with his wife when he got pulled over by a female cop. The cop came to his window and said,” Sir, did you know you were speeding?" The guy was hard of hearing so he turned to his wife and asked, "What did she say?" The wife said, "SHE SAID YOU WERE SPEEDING." The cop said, "License please." The guy looked at his wife and asked, "What'd she say?" The wife said,” LICENSE, SHE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE." The guy gave the cop his license. The cop looked at the license and said, "OH, I see you're from Georgia. I used to date a guy from Georgia. He was ok to be with, but he was lousy in bed." The guy turned to his wife again and asked, "What'd she say?" The wife said, "SHE SAYS THAT SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS YOU."
2006-09-01 08:14:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whatever! i thought it was great! i have a similar one for you...
a cop pulls over a little old lady going 95 in a 50, he goes up to the window and asks for her license and registration, she tells him that she got them taken away YEARS ago. so he asks why she was going so fast, she says she was trying to get somewhere where she could dispose of the body she just stuffed in her trunk. he asked if her dog died, she said no that her mailman had insulted her and she had chopped him up with an ax and was on her way to dump the body, if he'd just let her go? the cop tells the lady to wait there and goes to his car to radio for backup. when the sheriff gets there he goes to the window and asks for her license and registration, she reaches over to the glove compartment and pulls them out. the sheriff looks at them and says, my officer said that you didn't have a license or registration. she says oh, but I've had them right here the whole time! the sheriff says well, can you please pop your trunk? sure, she replies. he walks over and all it has in it is a spare tire. he comes back to her window and tells the woman that his officer had said that she said she had killed a man with an ax and stuffed him in her trunk. the woman looks taken aback and says angrily, that liar! i bet he told you i was speeding too!
2006-09-01 11:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ba-Da Bing!!!!
Excellent!
2006-09-01 08:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by morrowynd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man that was great! Very nice joke.
Ooh and swsb, great joke as well.
2006-09-01 08:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I think it is hilarious! LOL.
Have a really great weekend!
2006-09-02 06:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the joke very much
2006-09-01 08:45:21 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO.....Thanks for the points!! Great joke!
2006-09-01 08:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by bradnmich2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, but not very funny.
2006-09-01 08:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay.... I guess it was sorta funny
2006-09-01 08:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by Gamegirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!☺☺☺
2006-09-01 08:18:27 · answer #9 · answered by bc123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋