2006-09-01 07:54:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I smell a sitcom.
2006-09-01 07:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don starts ranting about how there's no such thing as global warming. Jim says he's not so sure. devlsadvoct claims we can't know whether or not there is global warming.
Don decides to use worms and asks the others what they think should be used. Jim says he's not sure. devlsadvoct claims we can't know what is the best bait.
Don tells them to quit sitting on the damn fence and begins whacking them over the head with his Bible (the BIG one) while saying "Yeppers!" and "Nope!". Jim and devlsadvoct throw some beers at him and tell him he's just a crazy old coot. Don asks what a coot is. Then Kramer walks in and tells Don "Nice haircut".
2006-09-01 15:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's a priest, a rabbi, and a minister riding on a train. The train suddenly hits something, and everything goes flying. When the dust settles and everyone regains consciousness, the minister asks the priest if he's OK. He says that he is, and asks the minister if HE'S ok. He says that he is.
Then the priest notices that the rabbi seems to be making the sign of the cross. Saints be praised, rabbi! You've seen the light! exclaims the priest. "No" says the rabbi. "I was just checking if anything was lost or damaged. Specticles, testicles, wallet, and comb!
2006-09-01 15:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by taogent 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jim Darwin and devlsadvoct come back home alone
2006-09-01 14:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
whynotaskdon will say '"Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers of men."'
jim darwin and devlsadvoct will interpret that as a come-on.
whynotaskdon will pray for fish.
jim darwin and devlsadvoct will actually use their rods and reels.
they will catch two small fish.
whynotaskdon will take the fish and seven loaves and attempt to feed them to the disciples.
jim darwin and devlsadvoct will tell him to get his own fish.
jim darwin and devlsadvoct will catch many fish.
whynotaskdon will die of hunger.
2006-09-01 15:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by XYZ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would guess alot of drinking and laughing.....but hey you haven't caught any fish!!! whynotaskdon made the mistake of wearing cement shoes and trying to spear fish! LMAO
They say if you give a man a fish he eats for that meal, if you teach a man to fish he spends his days on a boat drinking beer ;) youre both cuties and make me smile!
2006-09-01 14:57:34 · answer #6 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, i tried instant messaging with that guy, boring boring, old man
hed be asleep and wed drink all the beer, and thered be this arguement about who could drink more beer a weak agnostic or a strong agnostic, and i guess don would wake up and say gosh darnit i have faith and if im wrong what have i got to lose
(paschal)
2006-09-01 14:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Billy Graham converts them all lol
2006-09-01 14:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by egyptsprincess07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please, please, please
throw whynotaskdon over the boat.
Please!!!
2006-09-01 14:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by Allison L 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋