Is this the way it is always going to be???

Question

Two Iranians boarded a flight out of London ..







One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.







Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.







After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes







and was settling in when the Iranian in the window seat said,







"I need to get up and get a coke."







"Don't get up," said the Marine,







"I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."







As soon as he left,







One of the Iranian picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.







When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,







"That looks good, I'd really like one, too."







Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.







While he was gone the other Iranian picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.







When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.







As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes







And knew immediately what had happened.







"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.







"How long must this go on?







This fighting between our nations?







This hatred?







This animosity?







This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes....?"







THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN

Answer 1

Loved it...thanks

Answer 2

Is this an attempt at poetry or do you have a source? I haven't seen other instances of Iranians abusing US Marines in this way, you say this "always" happens. I think, however, if the US invades Iran, the Iranians will do more than spit in their enemies' shoes.

Answer 3

I've seen many variants on this same joke. Good one!

Answer 4

Ha ha ..funny>>

Answer 5

hahahhahhahah~ I love it~

Answer 6

lol pretty funny

Answer 7

What a riot! Thanks for the laugh!