True & False test of whether you are a clear thinker ....?

Question

This is an important test that I use to tell who is a clear, rational thinker. You get 1 point per correct answer. It is all True or False. No other answer can be correct. If you score 17 or higher, then I will conclude that you are brilliant and will listen to anything you say.

True or False:

1. I'd rather eat soap than little stones.
2. I can smell my nose hairs.
3. Most things are better eaten than forgotten.
4. Likes and dislikes are among my favorites.
5. My squirrels don't know where I am tonight.
6. My uncle is as stupid as paste.
7. I can pet animals by the mouthful.
8. My beaver won't go near the water.
9. I can find my ears, but I have to look.
10. I have tried to bonsai my dog.
11. I walk this way because I have to.
12. I don't like any of my loved ones.
13. I never liked room temperature.
14. Walls impede my progress.
15. I can't find all my marmots.

Some of you catch on too quickly.
no fun.

;)

Answer 1

1.Never underestimate the taste of soap.
2. And they smell too
3. Nothing eaten is forgotten.
4. I like and dislike all my favorite things.
5. Your squirrels don't know where I am either
6. Paste tastes as good as soap
7. I bathe my cat with my tongue
8. Neither will mine. Stupid Beaver.
9.I found my ears now I lost my eyes!
10. My dog died in a strange bonsai accident
11. There is a stone in my shoe
12.And they don't like you either
13. I like room temperature best served very hot
14. Everything impedes my progress.
15. I found 2 of mine so I am good

There are no true or false answers...and there's not enough questions.

Answer 2

1. I'd rather eat soap than little stones.
2. I can smell my nose hairs.
3. Most things are better eaten than forgotten.
4. Likes and dislikes are among my favorites.
5. My squirrels don't know where I am tonight.
6. My uncle is as stupid as paste.
7. I can pet animals by the mouthful.
8. My beaver won't go near the water.
9. I can find my ears, but I have to look.
10. I have tried to bonsai my dog.
11. I walk this way because I have to.
12. I don't like any of my loved ones.
13. I never liked room temperature.
14. Walls impede my progress.
15. I can't find all my marmots.

no answer can be correct, so neither true or false, so im not even trying, and thus my score is 15 out of 17, unless your posting details

Answer 3

Well,, the questions are relative but even if you judged every answer to be correct, a person would only score 15. Since it's impossible to score 17 or higher, does that mean no one is brilliant or worth listening to?

Answer 4

How can I score a 17 when there's only 15 questions?

Answer 5

There's only 15 questions. 15x1 = 15... where do the other 2 points come from? A little tiny bit of information you have kept hidden.

Since you choose to deceive, by holding information away from others, it is impossible to satisfy your requirements, hence meaning you have concluded every last person here is an ignoramus and are ignoring every word said, including my own.

*yawn* Next?

Answer 6

1. F
2. T
3. T
4. T
5. T
6. This one is indeterminate.
7. T
8. F
9. F
10. F
11. T
12. T
13. F
14. T
15. T
16. T
17. T

But I have to admit that I Googled the answers.

Answer 7

Well since each answer is one point- maximum is 15 points, so how is one going to score a 17 or higher? Where's the extra credit... lol??

Nickster

Answer 8

All are false.

Maybe #8 is true - my beaver does go in the water sometimes.

Answer 9

1. False
2.True
3. False
4. False
5. stupid question.
6. this question is as stupid as your uncle
7. what ???
8. True
9. True
10. false
11. true
12. true
13. false
14. false
15. True

Answer 10

Hey that's not fair. I can't score 17 or higher even if I try. You are trying to trick me.