2006-09-01 07:40:22 · 4 answers · asked by humorme! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a ****** on a flag pole?
**** on a stick
What do you call a ****** laying in a road?
speed bump
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
What does God say when he makes black people?
oops, burnt another one
2006-09-01 08:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I love this one....
The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
obviously
gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he
came
swishing down the aisle in 1st Class and announced to the
passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up
your
trays that would be super!!"
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On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed,
rather exotic looking middle eastern woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked
you to
raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant
replied, without missing a beat, "Well,sweet-cheeks, in my
country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up,
B****!"
2006-09-01 15:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by iamjustme 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love the gay joke
2006-09-01 15:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard a really bad one the other day...
why were there no black people seen on the flintstones?
because they were still monkeys back then.
2006-09-01 14:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by loveholio 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋