Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why are Softballs hard?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
2006-09-01 07:38:16 · 31 answers · asked by shellovescharlie 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
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2006-09-01 07:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by uplate 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
-->because you dont want to be beat by people working inside that restaurant, or you simply dont want to be on TV.
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
-->you will call BULL-****-SU-SHI
Why are Softballs hard?
-->because you can not get some hurt with soft ball
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
-->if he can fix a hole in island, he would go home, then could not invent radio
2006-09-01 08:12:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) It's a figure of speech, as in: look at her go off on that poor guy.
2) No, it would be called a bull dog shitsu mix.
3) The term comes from the idea in general... to drive THROUGH the lane and pick up your order.
4) It's got nothing to do with where it came from... it's HOW it's bottled that requires a expiration date to be set.
5) Again, this is the idea in general... it's a bigger ball so technically it's a "softer" sport than baseball (which originated from the bases used in the game itself).
6) If the producers wanted that to happen the show would've lasted one episode and they would've had a lot LESS money than they ended up getting after all the years it was on tv for.
7) That's a stupid question my 3 year old wouldn't even ask, people don't ask like that because it would be obscenely rude.
2006-09-01 07:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by rjakjr 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My alarm clock goes off........ off the side of the bed table cos I push it to shut up!
No it would simply be called Dogshit
It goes out of date because someone sat up in their executive suit and thought of another way to con the public. Put it out of date and people will buy more!
Softballs are only hard when licked!!
Well duh! How could he fix a hole in a boat without selotape?
People point to their wrist because it is easier than pointing to the clock that is usually right behind them when they ask the time!
I have no idea on the crotch thing though!! Maybe I should try it next time I am out and see what happens.
Love ya thoughts!!
2006-09-01 07:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by Gillipoos 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) when a timer goes off it deactivates and the action is performed.
2)no it would be called a cross breed.
3)health and safety regulations. If something stays wet long enough in an open enviroment if develops fungus. examine your bathroom if it helps.
4)a hard ball absorbs less of the impact created by contact with the bat, making it travel further.
5)i'm not that old, but taking it as one sentence i'd call it a plothole.
6)Social and Cultural barriers, people are different from country to country.
2006-09-02 22:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by Dash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)reverse psychology,now get outta bed you lazy git !
2)more like dogs**t
3)Exposure to U.V. rays
4)ever seen a softball when it gets a hard hit from the bat?
5)because then the series would have only lasted for three episodes.
6)because a punch in the mouth often offends. :D
2006-09-01 07:53:04 · answer #6 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-09-01 07:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know this is joky but about the water...
It goes out of date because it has been put in bottles. I think it's the process or something which makes it go out of date, mm.
I just needed to answer something. XD
2006-09-01 08:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A George Carlin bit right?
2006-09-01 07:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by Iknowthisone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is stuff transported on a car called a "shipment", while stuff transported on a ship is called "cargo"?
Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Why is it that bomb does not sound like comb? Why doesn't comb sound like tomb? Why isn't tomb spelled like room and boom?
2006-09-01 07:45:06 · answer #10 · answered by seraphim_pwns_u 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha like the bulldog 1
2006-09-01 07:44:03 · answer #11 · answered by mishnbong 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋