A priest was playing baseball on a team with other piests.
The local nuns had come to watch the game
Father Jones had just taken his position at the plate; the ball was pitched, Father Jones swung with all his might, but the ball just missed the bat
"S**t," he said, "I had that one"
"Father, please watch your language, or God may strike you down" said Sister Tracy.
The next pitch was thrown, Father Jones swung again, and missed again.
"S**t, almost had that one" he said
"Father, please wacth your language, or God may strike you down!!" said Sister Tracy again
The third pitch was thrown and Father almost hit it yet again, but missed.
"S**t, I struck out, and that would have been a home run too"
"Father, I plead with you, please watch your language"
Just then, the sky clouded up, and the Heavens opened up.
A bolt of lightning came down from the sky and zapped Sister Tracy dead.
From above you could hear, "S**t, I missed"
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2006-09-01 07:28:50 · 13 answers · asked by Kremer 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FYI: i do believe in God, and this is just meant as a joke
2006-09-01 07:31:31 · update #1
Funny, but there's a message in it too. Have a great day!
2006-09-01 07:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by ensign183 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before, but it was a golf joke. I think it works better with golf but either way it is a funny joke.
2006-09-01 14:44:00 · answer #2 · answered by outbaksean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and Annoying!
2006-09-01 14:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ganguro 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny. now God will kill a kitten to punish you.
2006-09-01 14:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by junkyard dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FYI :- that was good : Try to avoid those * marks LOL
2006-09-01 14:33:10 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's what that lady get!
2006-09-01 14:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Veddy good, lad!
2006-09-01 14:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Good joke.
2006-09-01 17:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i thought it was funny
2006-09-01 14:31:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny
2006-09-01 14:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋