Let us assume, for the sake of a hypothetical, that there is a God, and that there is a Devil, and that nothing is random, because according to the fundamentalists the Bible is the word of God and it says who is chosen to go to heaven and who is not, so that means that you and I are going to hell in a handbasket, and heh just make something up in your answer cause I can't think of anything else to type cause basically, we all know there is no God we are just here wasteing time at work and if we see something that makes us laugh, heh wait, what if this is a real question, what if i really want to know what you really think about the possibility of a God, wouldnt I just ask what do you think of the possiblity, why am I talking to myself in the details of a question, what if people laugh at me, What should I do?
2006-09-01 07:28:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Eggplant.
2006-09-01 07:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're really bored today aren't you?
Hypothetically, if the God of the Bible is exactly as portrayed in the Bible... then I would have to say I'm looking forward to hell, because that is where the honest people are going to be. While, people like Hitler (who could have very well asked for forgiveness right before he died and therefore is in heaven), Michael Jackson, these Priests who have molested children, are all going to be in Heaven with God... looking down in hell laughing at us poor souls who were, at the very least, honest with ourselves and others about what we thought was there, or wasn't.
I have a hard time, though, even thinking about the possibility of such a contradictory being existing... AND being Perfect at the same time. It's just too obvious that it's ancient man's ideas of what they thought was God... and using that to justify their wars. Ok... modern men do that **** too...
2006-09-01 14:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Given that God is the creator, and that, had he craved omelets rather than KFC, the egg would have come first, it can be assumed that the devil is a falsehood because the one true and mighty God doesn not need hell to deep fry his chicken because it would come up smelling like sulfur, which smells like rotten eggs. If he wanted that, he would have gone for the omlette. So, that being said, we are the creators of out own destinies and God is the sum of the collective consciousness of the egg-eating universe. Amen.
dvlsadvct has my vote! Eggplant it is!
2006-09-01 14:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We would be the ones that concluded that God was either insane or evil and that the Devil had actually made some sense somewhere along the line enough that we'd rather go burn in hell than have to spend eternity with a fascist nutjob.
2006-09-01 18:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you asking, what if I am wrong? The Christians are right? That when I die I get dragged before a magical being who will judge me?
Thats easy. I would go Wow, was I ever wrong. Oh well. I read about you, your a bad person, and I still choose not to follow you. At least Satan had guts and stuck to his beliefs. He gave man fire so to speak, gave us knowledge. You wanted a race of mindless slaves to worhsip you and burn up cows and such. Wow, funny universe eh? Now weres that door to hell? At least they will have good music.
2006-09-01 14:33:29 · answer #5 · answered by Arcturus R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not believe in the possibility of a god. Religion likes to make it sound so great, but after reading many religious texts, I am not convinced. I was raised catholic and was even an alter boy. That was when I really made up my mind.
2006-09-01 14:33:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I look at it this way... if I'm going to hell then so is everyone else I like here and if I have to be there at least my friends are with me.. what more could I ask for?
Do you really care if people laugh.. at least you put a smile on their faces.. that is always worth something.
2006-09-01 15:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim, I can help. Take 75% of the Prozac and 50% of the Xanex. This will cut the side effects down to around 62 or 63% of what they normally are.
Good luck :)
2006-09-01 14:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To quote the fabulous Jefferson Airplane,
"Armadillo".
2006-09-01 14:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For some people, just saying "I will believe because its better than the alternative" doesn't cut the mustard. So, eh, what can you do?
2006-09-01 14:36:23 · answer #10 · answered by Allison L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋