10 pts for the best funny txt message uve sent or recieved
2006-09-01 07:26:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is this manure? I'll taste it to make sure......Oh my gosh its really manure, Golly! I am glad i never stepped into it, it'll ruin my brand new shoes yuck!
HGDAY TXTm8tes!
2006-09-04 00:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by fes_saw357 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. pricey basically right pal i prefer to allow you to comprehend……… in case you cry, i’ll cry with you in case you laugh, i’ll laugh with you in case you bounce out a window……….. i’ll laugh even more effective sturdy!! 2. honest Apology: If u dont like all of my SMS n dont like 2 examine, then plz dont hesitate, be at liberty to….. throw ur cellular!! 3. I’ve written outstanding poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little celeb.. you want to comprehend What you R.. & once you comprehend What you R.. psychological well-being center isn't so a ways.. 4. Scientists international huge r questioning how lengthy a human being can stay without a mind… Kindly tell them ur age… 5.God idea that on account that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mom. Then devil idea that he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mom-in-regulation.
2016-12-06 02:49:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today is international day for retards. Send a message to a retarded friend just ive done.I dont care if u lick windows,interfere with farm animals,vote labour or occasionlly s**t yourself.U hang in there sunshine- your special.
2006-09-02 03:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by mattgoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this ones funny . its national health week and all u have to do to raise money is txt your local retard ...... well thats my bit done ! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx i,ve been invited to a party tommorrow night by kate moss but i,ve got to take my own dope. so i,ll pick you up about 8 0 clock. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx need a favour! im down the police station they,ve charged me with being the ugliest **** in england. can you come down and show them they,ve made a mistake!
2006-09-01 07:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
today is national day for the disabled.
Please take a minute and forward this message
to a retarded person as I have done!
Friends are like *buttcheeks*
sh*t seperates them but they always come back together!
So send this 2 all your *buttcheeks*
20,000 people are having sex right now!
10,000 are *ucking!
9,599 are makin love
400 are huggin n kissin
and 1 lonely dumbas* is reading this text
2006-09-01 07:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by DiZzY 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend is in the Navy and one night he was standing watch at his base. Now, mind you, when sailors stand watch they have to be in thier dress uniforms, which inclue VERY tight pants. I was feeling devious and sent him an incredibly ranchy text message. He was standing at attention for everyone to see. I'm not sure that he has quite forgiven me for that one yet.
2006-09-01 07:30:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
5000 Israeli troops have just entered Jordan. Early reports say she is tired and her f***y is a bit sore !
2006-09-01 12:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by shanie_shaw 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*
Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short. Dance naked ;-)
2006-09-01 07:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
2 points at least
2006-09-01 07:28:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
why dont you slip into something comfortable ........like a coma!
2006-09-01 07:47:28 · answer #10 · answered by Pat R 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋