Get a bunch of keys
Give one to each to a group of friends.. men & women, waiters , musicians the more the better.
Elaborate on the numerous relationships she has had & that now she is married it might be a good time to return the keys she had given out.
Have the friends line up & pile the keys in front of her
2006-09-01 07:29:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Try www.customweddingsolutions.com Then click the Toast & Speech Guide.
I like the one they have about the groom having the upper hand. Its funny, but not rude.
"Groom), take (Bride’s) hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time you'll ever have the upper hand!"
2006-09-01 10:40:58
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answered by Mommy-of-Twins 4
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I've seen the same gag that split dog mentioned. It was a riot! Make sure at least one key goes to a grandmother or a guy.
2006-09-01 07:54:39
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answered by Adoptive Father 6
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i'd go with the key thing...that is hilarious
2006-09-01 15:45:53
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answered by edlauren 2
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http://www.weddingbells.com/toast/classic.html
http://www.weddingspeechbuilder.com/index.cfm?CFID=468401&CFTOKEN=45348928
Hope these sites help you.
2006-09-01 07:29:20
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answered by basketcase88 7
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