There was a bunch of spermies just chillin, hanging out. They start picking on one of them because he's so slow. "yeah, you're so slow the post office won't hire you!". The dude gets pissed, so he buys himself a motocycle.
Well, after a few days, the spermies start getting all wryled up because the human was having sex. The are all gettin excited and are ready to launch. The slow spermie, relaxed, put on his boots. Then he puts on his gloves. And finally, he puts on his helmet. BLAST OFF! all the spermies take off. He's gets on his bike, turns it on.. VROOM VROOM. and takes off like hell. He goes flying by his buddis and they all cheer him on. He give them a thumbs up as he hauls @ss. "Go! Go!" they cheer.
2006-09-01 07:15:41 · 15 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...after a short while, those same buddies are hanging out, talking smack like always. Here comes the spermie on the bike, only his helmet is cracked, his arm i bandaged, he's limping, with a tire over his good arm. He's all messed up, and his friends asked him "what happened?"
... "the bastard was wearing a condom"
2006-09-01 07:17:08 · update #1
i like that one a lot ill give it a 10
2006-09-01 09:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool.
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2006-09-02 10:22:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Never heard one like that before. Cute.
2006-09-01 14:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
thats the funniest one i've read today..lol
thats great
lol..hee hee
have a good day!
2006-09-01 17:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, i heard a similiar one. but it was a ******** instead. turn back, turn back. lol
2006-09-01 14:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by humorme! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute, lol!
2006-09-01 14:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I like that one. Every time a hear or read it, it makes me laugh. Thanks !!!!!
2006-09-01 14:47:24 · answer #7 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool.
2006-09-01 14:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by katz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's f#*%!^& hilareous.
2006-09-01 18:10:16 · answer #9 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cool
2006-09-01 14:45:40 · answer #10 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋