Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old!"
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his diploma hanging on the wall. It bore his full name and I suddenly remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name. He had been in my high school class some 40-odd years before and I wondered if he could be the same guy I had a secret crush on way back then?
When I got into the treatment room I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was much too old to have been my secret crush... or was he?
After he examined my teeth I asked if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang!" he said, gleaming with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I ask ed.
"1959. Why do you ask?" He answered.
"Well, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.
Then that ugly, old, wrinkled son of a ***** asked, "What did you teach?"
2006-09-01 06:33:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
“I don’t know what to do,” says the Devil. “You’re on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got three people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.”
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
“No!” George said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t think I could do that all day long.”
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
2006-09-01 06:37:12 · update #1
“No! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!” commented George.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, “Yeah, I can handle this.”
The Devil smiled and said, “Monica, you’re free to go!”
2006-09-01 06:38:37 · update #2
I DON'T CARE WHO YA ARE... THAT'S JUST FUUUUUUNNNNNYYYYYYY...... thanx for pointin' me
2006-09-01 06:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by HarleyzHigh 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
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2006-09-01 19:37:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both good, but i like the dentist one better. lol.
2006-09-01 06:41:23 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dis great!
2006-09-01 06:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, my favorite one was the bush one.
2006-09-01 06:53:18 · answer #5 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-01 06:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by Rockvillerich 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if its a true story, its a quite a good joke.
2006-09-01 06:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by dex 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! that was rude! but still hilarious!
2006-09-01 06:38:01 · answer #8 · answered by bc123 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA, thats pretty good.
2006-09-01 06:36:28 · answer #9 · answered by icyhott4urmind 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-09-01 06:36:24 · answer #10 · answered by shrsm716 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋