2006-09-01 06:30:50 · 15 answers · asked by zelldot 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
do
1. be late
2. pick your nose
3. flatulance
4. cry
5. continuous adjusting...you know what i mean guys
say
1. i love you
2. you remind me so much of my ex-wife/husband
3. i dont drink because daddy drank..a lot
4. wanna get a room?
5. to the waiter..."i think my date needs more tequila"
2006-09-01 06:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are a few things to avoid saying:
1. Sorry, but I have severe diarrhea so if you hear my gut rumbling, don't become alarmed
2. You look like my mom
3. Wanna go dutch?
4. This the first time my parents have let me out of the house since my incident
5. My brother borrowed my bike so we have to walk.
2006-09-01 06:34:31 · answer #2 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Lean over and look at your date and say "damn I thought it was just the light but you really are ugly."
2. Do you smell that it was me?
3. I really love you but I kind of wish you looked like that guy over there then I wouldn't have to keep my eyes closed all the time.
4. I hope they take food stamps here.
5. I hope you don't turn out to look like your mother because that b**** is scary.
2006-09-01 06:35:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1) where is this relationship going? 2) how much you make? 3) you're so pretty 4) are you having a good time? 5) anything about your exes/dating/sexual history
2006-09-01 06:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by Serginho 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is my first time on a date since I been out
I recently had a sex change
Anything gross with your body/food(fart, chew w/ mouth open etc.)
asking for sex
Leaving the girl with the tab
2006-09-01 06:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by Carey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. talking about ur ex
2. asking for sex
3. letting the girl pay or acting like u forgot ur wallet
4. just talking about yourself n your friends n not caring about the other persons interenst
5. leaving your date to go hang around wit another chick u just met while u were at the date
2006-09-01 06:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Say "Your paying right?"
2. Say "Roll one out of your bag."
3. Say "my crotch won't stop itching."
4. Say "you kiss better than mom does!"
5. Say "that looks like a dick only smaller."
2006-09-01 06:43:20 · answer #7 · answered by Karen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. you look fat.
2. I am really gay, I'm only going out with you so no one finds out.
3. I just got out of jail
4. I'm on parole for murder.
5. your place or mine.
2006-09-01 06:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by LaLa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
asking for sex
not having anything to talk about
eatin nasty
acting the fool
and letting the lady pay for the whole date
2006-09-01 06:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by ♥*♥Bahamian Gal♥*♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
5. what's that smell?
4. oh, are you wearing 'that'?
3. wipe your nose on your sleeve
2. chew with an open mouth at dinner
1. rub her belly and say, "oh, when are you due?"
2006-09-01 06:35:02 · answer #10 · answered by begeeman13 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋