2006-09-01 06:29:13 · 46 answers · asked by plax 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
And nobody but us guys can draw pictures in the snow without touching a stick--I take that back--without touching a drawing tool--that's not right either.
Well, we're a talented lot, nevertheless.
2006-09-01 06:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by Guitarpicker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am so ashamed that I'm the only friggin' guy here who can answer this question...Ladies, imagine for a second that you have just turned on the hose and you are aiming it at the bottom of a bucket. Easy, isn't it? No need to even try...But now slowly turn the hose off and compensate your aim for the weakening pressure. When the water stops flowing, try to shake the hose so that every last drop gets in that same bucket. What? Some just got on your leg? I know, I know...sucks, doesn't it? Oh well...smear it off with your other foot and you'll be okay. Now that you've made a mess, you are also subjected to unrelenting ridicule because someone who doesn't know what its like to have a hose doesn't understand why its so hard. So there you go...we can aim fine, but the post-piss shake is the problem. I really think I should get ten points for this one...
PS just so you know...its just as inconvenient for us to put the seat down as it is for you to put it up...why is that the male's obligation, anyway?
2006-09-01 06:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by martin s 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm 28, I pee varoius times a day, and I still can't make it. Practice for yourself. Level 1: Fill up a ballon with water, hold the end so that water doesn't get out, walk yourself to the bathroom and simulate a man peeing and try to make it straight. Level 2: Do it with a couple of beers! Level 3: Imagine your prostate doesn't work and hardly squeesh the bottom of the water filled to the max ballon while holding strong to the other end so you try the water from getting out and then try to make it straight. Intermediate level: all of the above but with a cell phone on the other hand. Advanced level: All of the above but with a *****!
2006-09-01 06:48:29 · answer #3 · answered by Jorge Alberto G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amazingly silly responses....the explanation is really very simple... But Ill have to get a little gross to explain....
Imagine - you have to direct stream of urine from approx. 24-36 inches away from the target.... This stream is not constant - it starts off barely flowing, grows in strength, and then fizzles out - all the while we have to readjust the aim. Add to this a phenomenon that women dont deal with....and that is that the small opening in the tip of the penis occassionally becomes "stuck" - and the only thing that opens it is this stream...but prior to opening it completely, the stream can occasionally come out sideways (do this: fill your mouth with water. Close your lips tight and smash your cheeks and try to aim the water into the sink from 2 feet away - if you make it all in without spilling a drop, then youre amazing.....)
Have I made my point? It has nothing to do with wanting to upset ladies of piss anyone off. Allthough, studies have shown that painting a fly on the bowl will actually produce less mess, as it gives men something to shoot at......
2006-09-01 06:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The mundane and tedious task of peeing gets old, so my best answer for you is that guys get lazy. The daily practice is actually the culprit, guys get bored with have to pee all the time and it results in lack of aim.
It's the same thing with wiping your butt, why do you think so many people have skid-marks in their underwear? It's not because of lack of practice, but because everyone gets lazy and bored with having to do it all the time.
2006-09-01 13:52:27 · answer #5 · answered by Paley Pale 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, even cops or pro sports players miss their target sometimes.
I could depend om the state our penis is in. Is if totally flacid, semi erect, the weather has an effect. Hot or cold. There could be some lint on the tip which will re-direct the stream. A lot of the time we are drunk, or just tired.
We should all have stand up urinals is our homes. That would end lots of problems, includind the seat up or down issue.
2006-09-01 06:36:31 · answer #6 · answered by bigjohny8x 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Kind of a strange question, but it is true. And the answer is, I don't know. That is a question like why can't girls pee standing up(they can, but I would not recommend). One of the many paradoxes. But I had to add this because I know this not only happens to me. Don't you hate it when sometimes there is a seal on the hole of your penis and when you pee, it goes in two seperate directions. And I am not posotive, but that seal could be semen that secretes or just because of the humidity. But one time I was at my friends girlfriends house and I used the bathroom. And this happened to me and went over my pants. And I had on cargo khakis at that. So it was clearly visable. Man was that embarrasing. I came out the bathroom and told them and they just started laughing. But it was OK because he said it happens to him sometimes too. So I know I was not alone. I just washed it with water and used her blow dryer to dry. But man, that was embarrasing. Now if that is the problem for males, I wonder what is the problem for females. I know there has to be one.
2006-09-01 06:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Mitchell B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Follow these very simple steps:-
a) Pull out the penis completely from the inside of the underwear
b) Pull back the foreskin over the glans
c) Position yourself correctly above the pot
d) Aim correctly
You will be on the dot.
2006-09-01 08:10:55 · answer #8 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The laws of physics do not permit it. You cannot pee in a straight line because "the path of a projectile is a parabola."
2006-09-01 11:46:15 · answer #9 · answered by Hermit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there mother followed right behind them cleaning up after them,, rather than staying after them to put the lid down or sit down ... so go figure.. Men cannot even think with there brain its in the wrong place most of the time....
2006-09-01 06:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋