You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you
try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.
2006-09-01 05:38:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do u say to a chav with a job?…
Big Mac Please!
What do u call a chav in a suit?…
The accused!
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE’s?
A liar.
Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society
What do you call a chav tart in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
whats the similarity between a chav and a slinky:
there is lots of fun to be had watchin them fall down a steep set of stairs
What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.
What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night?
“What you lookin’ at?”
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
What’s the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?
The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men…
The Government have approached the Chav’s to ask them if they would like ( on joining a single currency with europe) to have the currency of the country renamed.
The Chav’s have replied that they prefer to keep it as the Giro
What did the little chav say to the big chav?
“Can you get served?”
At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Chav male, 6ft 5in
tall and 350lbs. He’s having a few beers when a short, well dressed and
obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the
gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big
Chavster. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear “Do you want a blow
job?” he whispers. At this, the Chav leaps up with fire
in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool,
he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves
him badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing
had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer.
“I’ve never seen you react like that” he says “Just what did he say to
you?” “I’m not sure” the Chav replies. “Something about a job.”
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What’s the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side
Why couldn’t the chav finish a race?
He was only good at startin!
Why are chav either with they’re mates or at the dss?
Cos no chav is anti social.
How do you stop a chav from drowning?
Take your foot off their head.
Copper: You’re under arrest.
Chav: What the **** for?
Copper: Swearing at a police officer!
What do you call a chavette and a chav in a phone box?
F**king innit.
What do you call a 12 year old chav girl?
Pregnant.
Why did the chav cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What do you do if you run a chav over?
Slip it into reverse just to make sure.
What do you do if you shoot a chav?
Reload.
Why did that chav go to prison?
He got caught stealing pens to apply for his dole cheques with
why is the chav’s coputer screen white?
because when they made a spelling mistake they used tip ex
2006-09-01 05:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-20 20:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You people are disgusting. This seems like "chavvy" behavior, ironically.
Don't people hate chavs because they make people miserable bullying and terrorizing all over the place?
Or because they supposedly bring down the value of society (however high the value was in the first place) while misrepresenting society (whatever it is that needs to be represented) when they dress or act a certain way? Is it a chav who brings down rates when they don't do well in school or speak like they didn't? Or is it any idiot who can't suffice? Is it only a chav who raises crime rates? Is it only a chav who keeps up with contemporary fashion or a style they so desire, even if no one else gets or likes it?
If that's the case then it actually seems like chavs are doing a rather good job representing you people then. You don't seem very smart yourselves, nor classy, nor good for society.
&A shame, posted this 8 yrs ago and it was recently updated by the poster. Still looking for your big break *****?! =)
2014-02-05 01:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by Apryl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call a chav who's wearing a suit?
A : The accused.
If you ever need evidence that Harlow is a chav town, just look at its branch of Waterstones...it closed down due to lack of customer interest!
2006-09-01 05:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by The Global Geezer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people call a chav as being someone that dont work,the type thats always in trouble with the police,they refer gypsies as chavs
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2006-09-01 19:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the most confusing day of the year for Chavs?
Fathers day!! [No offence to others!!]
lol
xxxx
2006-09-01 05:47:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you do if you see a chav drowning? . . .
Throw in the rest of the family!
2014-01-08 05:36:06 · answer #8 · answered by Edward B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha they're brilliant!!! I hate chavs with a passion!
now if only I was good at making up jokes......
2006-09-01 12:27:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing Chav stands for "insert race here".
2006-09-01 06:07:20 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋