2006-09-01 05:33:09 · 19 answers · asked by humorme! 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Is your hair red all over? - I said "yeah... It's all dyed to match." - he was an idiot, and I am a natural redhead. LOL
2006-09-01 05:37:17 · answer #1 · answered by hr0803 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a guy tell ask me if anyone ever told me I looked like Nicole Kidman....I said "well yeah, a couple people recently, but I don't really see it, I think maybe it's the hair." He said "no, it's everything the face, the hair, you're just beautiful." I said " Well thank you. She a beautiful woman and that's a great compliment." I was trying to be gracious....keep in mind I was at work, sitting at the receptionists desk and he was there for an appointment with someone in my office. Then he says...this is the best part ..."People tell me I look like Tom Cruise!" I just smiled as his co-worker that was with him died laughing.............did he not hear that they divorced? No, it didn't work, but if I had been interested he would've gotten points for originality.
2006-09-01 07:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by vickyc76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I've heard some bad ones, but i think the worst one I remember was "whats you sign, i'm a (whatver it was)"
I just flipped my hair in his face then walked into the casino i was standing in front of. And as i was walking in all I could hear was all his friends laughing at him. It was great!
2006-09-01 05:36:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A guy about 10years older then me came up to me when I was alone at a party and said I had the greatest *** he had ever seen. And all I was thinking is get my away from this freak!
2006-09-01 05:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by nashiranickel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy told my girlfriend : "you are pretty and it is good, because i don't like too beautiful girls"
She didn't fall for it.
2006-09-01 06:36:27 · answer #5 · answered by Mondschein! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i used one that went like this, so r u leaving to ure car by ureself later or hey wanna dance and if she says no then i said u must of misunderstood me i said ure @ss looks fat in those jeans
2006-09-01 05:35:48 · answer #6 · answered by snooppoopaloop69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I dont ask you for your number, Ill regret it for the rest of the day... and YES i fell for it. Im married to him.
2006-09-01 05:34:50 · answer #7 · answered by Angel Eve 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't I seen you here before?
No, I didn't fall for it.
2006-09-01 05:36:41 · answer #8 · answered by bubblz135 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT HERE, SUGAR!" said to me by huge bulldyke lesbian as she lumbered down the bar towards me.
No I didn't fall for it. I slugged down my drink and ran out the door.
2006-09-01 05:36:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"are you a speeding ticket cuz you hav fine fine fine written all over you"
and no I didnt fall for it
2006-09-01 05:41:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋