2006-09-01 05:32:58 · 34 answers · asked by pigforrent03055 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Hair
only after he's neutered.....
2006-09-01 05:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by krnsspott 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nope, take it to the top of a steep hill and tip it over and send that ape - a rolling! Make sure when you push, that you have him tipped on the corner so he gains some nice speed and realy gets the full 360 roll on the way down. I think it would help film this, so that you can enjoy this full throttle ride all the way down, over and over again. HOURS of enjoyment for all! If he gets bored, perhaps squirting him with a hose and letting him bite the stream will serve for amusement. He will most likey be completely "tuckered out" after this, so covering the cage with an old blanket with help muffle the screams and help him go to sleep.
Do not confuse your pet with the magical creatures. *NO, if you let him out, he will NOT grant you 3 wishes.*No, nothing magical will happen if you rub any part of his body. get the idea?
Then Immediately proceed to "LEIGH'S" Idea. good one, there gal!
You must take care with your new pet. If things don't go well, may I suggest sea monkeys? They are a little more mentally stimulating and don't whine "Let me ouuuut!" so much.
Good luck!!
2006-09-01 05:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by Madeleine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell no.
In fact, go get a pointy stick... maybe a spear. Poke him through the holes of the crate repeatedly. Then, leave him in there for, oh... I don't know, 20-40 hours, until he's pissed on himself and keeps crying while laying in the fetal position. Make sure all he can do is mumble incoherently and has begged for your forgiveness about 3204234 times. Then... I guess... you HAVE to let him out.
Poke him extra hard, once for me.
2006-09-01 05:39:37 · answer #3 · answered by Leigh 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The better question would be how did he get in the dog crate in the first place?
And what does this have to do with hair?
2006-09-01 05:40:13 · answer #4 · answered by kitkat 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What a WASTE OF DOG CRATE, put the crate to use and get him OUT RIGHT NOW and stop wasting ur precious time, energy and dog crate space on such a worthless piece of rubbish and plz never ever take him back, no matter WHAT he does! good luck girl, sure u can do much better!
2006-09-01 05:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I myself have a zero tolerance for those who cheat on relationships. Sure let him out but remove him from your life because " once a dog has tasted blood he will always kill chickens". that's a great rule to go by. if he did it once he will do it again. and again after that. get rid of him.
if you don't mean enough to him for him to devote to you than you are simply waisting your time.
2006-09-01 06:37:00 · answer #6 · answered by Ken M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Mom always said that if people cheat on us we should start looking at ourselves instead of just focusing on the problem wich is the cheating.So ask yourself why did he cheat on you in the first place. Locking him up its not only cruel to him but it makes you look completely lost because you dont have the guts to go out and look for the one for you.Instead you want to hold on to someone who already clearly showed you that he does not respect you by cheating on you. Let him out and get a life!!!!
2006-09-01 05:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by kondicissima 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL!!!!:-) like u should keep him in there and like put him @ his doorstep but u could go 2 jail 4 that if anyone finds out just lettin u know that so just stick him @ his door step and send a pic to ur answer it would be hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEHEHE..... dirty dog!
2006-09-01 06:34:57 · answer #8 · answered by taratmonkey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is his hair short or long? Let him out only if he whines and apologizes.Or maybe lock the other chick in with him? They'd get sick of each other fast!
2006-09-01 05:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-09-01 05:55:29 · answer #10 · answered by a g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well perosnally you probabaly should let him out. On the account of that nothing good is going to come to you by hurting people just becauase they hurt you. Besides, you would be better off torturing him in a more mannnerable way.
2006-09-01 05:42:33 · answer #11 · answered by Kirstin t 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋