little red riding hood is skipping merrily home when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. 'my, what big eyes you have, Mr. wolf,’ says little red riding hood. the wolf jumps up and runs away! further down the road little red riding hood see the wolf again. this time he is crouched behind a tree stump. ‘my, what big ears you have Mr. wolf,’ says little red riding hood. again the wolf jumps up and away. just near the driveway of her home, little red riding hood see the wolf again, this time crouched down behind her letter box. 'my, what big teeth you have Mr. wolf,’ taunts little red riding hood. with that the big bid wolf jumps up and yells furiously, ‘will you f*** off, I’m trying to take a s-h-I-t
2006-09-01
05:23:36
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