there is a single woman. And behind every successful woman, there are several exhausted men !
Pls post one of your two-liners as answers. Best one - 10 pts. Thanks
2006-09-01 05:13:21 · 16 answers · asked by easyboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aLl PuN iNtEnDeD hAvE fUn !!
2006-09-01 05:14:44 · update #1
its nice to be important,
but
its more important to be nice
:-)
2006-09-01 05:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by x-factor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...is a successful woman. Behind every successful woman there is a gay man teaching her how to make her husband more like him.
2006-09-01 05:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by narcissisticguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes
-Jim Carrey
2006-09-01 05:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson
2006-09-01 14:56:11 · answer #4 · answered by borscht 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you handle it.
2006-09-01 05:31:25 · answer #5 · answered by humorme! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For every woman who makes a fool out of a man,
...
there is one who makes a man out of a fool.
2006-09-01 05:21:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but never really gets you anywhere.
Grow your own dope...Plant a man!
2006-09-01 05:19:21 · answer #7 · answered by Rob & Rach 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
2006-09-01 05:25:57 · answer #8 · answered by azharley 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My man wears the pants in our family. I just tell him which ones to wear.
2006-09-01 10:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what 2 say there r many replies for u
2006-09-01 06:54:00 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should force yourself to get what you need to be happy
OR
you will be forced to be happy with what you get
2006-09-01 05:38:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋