a guy walks into a bar, carrying three ducks. he puts them down on the bar, and begins chatting with the barman. the barman is experienced and, several hundred jokes later, has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn’t mention the ducks. after a couple of drinks, the guy goes to the bathroom, leaving the ducks alone with the barman. there is an awkward silence, so the barman tries to make some conversation.
'what’s your name?' he says to the first duck
'Greg, ‘says the duck
'how’s your day been?'
I’ve been in and out of puddles all day. had an excellent time.'
'oh. that’s nice, ‘says the barman. then he says to the second duck, ‘hi. and what’s your name?'
'dean,' is the answer
'so how’s your day been?'
'great. had a ball. been in and out of puddles all day.'
so the barman turns to the third duck and says 'so, what’s your name?'
'my name is puddles. and don’t bother asking about my day.'
2006-09-01 04:48:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yuck, this is like the "blowing bubbles" joke. HA HA HA!
2006-09-01 04:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i can't say he said i should not bother asking. Funny joke though.lol
2006-09-01 11:59:43 · answer #2 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL - 2nd time i am answering this 2dy but still find funny LOL
2006-09-01 13:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok. cute. there was a ending punchline.
2006-09-01 11:50:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋