Then If you could walk up 2 your co-worker(S) and give a piece of ur mind what would u say or do ? here are mind :
Boss
Hey I know thats a god dam topue so stop brushing it before it falls off and BTW im leaving after lunch and wont return until the monday after this ! .
Co-Worker
Biotch your kids are ugly tring to gey them to model is NOT a good idea even for a scary movie and stop making personal calls (MAD Loud) and get your a*s Here on time for once BTW I hate u and I hate payless shoes so stop showing me those cheap sh*ts u call the new look... thanks
2006-09-01 04:37:29 · 34 answers · asked by ? 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Listen Boss
i know no one has told you this in your face before but u should bathe at LEAST 3 times a week and a man your size SHOULD get a gastric bypass surgery since you weigh about 500lbs and listen they do make clothes in your size so PLEASE stop cutting "ventilation holes" in your pants so you can "breathe" also they do or should make underwear in your size no body wants to see your crack beginning or end of it! Another thing you should learn is RESPECT you shouldn't talk to people the way you do that's why so many people have quit! no one loves money that much to put up with your stinky mean ***! and that's what i would tell him! (if i didn't have rent and bills to pay at the beginning of every month lol)
2006-09-01 06:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, my boss is the best boss I have ever had so I wouldn't have anything mean to say to him but the girl that works with us is another story. If I could say anything I wanted to her I would tell her that we all know that she lied about her qualifications and she doesn't know how to do anything and that the only reason my boss doesn't fire her is so I can have at least one day off every week because if she's not there then I don't get any days off. And that since I've been sick this week my boss calls me everyday complaining about the horrible work she's doing and can't wait for me to get better so I can come in and fix it all. And to stop telling my boss how I should do my job because he knows I do it the way it's suposed to be done and that the reason that he doesn't double check my work is because I am not an idiot like her!!!
2006-09-01 04:48:06 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Stacy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi, Chief. What a wonderful morning here. How about lunch at the Ritz? We haven't been there in along time. Oh (2) here's the McCall project, a day early. I worked most of last night so you'll get some extra time to look at it-after lunch, of course.
To my colleagues: Let's have an in-office party at 4PM today. It's Friday and the old man is in a good mood...he won't mind.
2006-09-01 04:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by Hermit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boss: Give me some damned respect and stop undermining everything I do / say, and after a decade at this dead-end job I deserve a better raise than the peanuts you throw at me when I do get one every 2nd year.
I have nothing bad / mean to say to any of my co-workers. Tell you the truth, I do truly like them all and all are very good friends of mine. But after 10 years, you get to know them as individuals and not co-workers and without them to be supportive I probably would have quit right after being hired. We are all there for one another and enjoy our "water cooler talks"....lol.
2006-09-01 04:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by GirlinNB 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boss: Calm down before you pop a cork.
Co-Workers: Would you stop wasting the tax payers money and actually do something besides show up 10 to 30 minutes late everyday.
The nice thing about the late people is they get smoked. Smoked means the sergeants make them do exercises until they can no longer lift their bodies up on their own.
2006-09-01 05:23:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To my boss: 1. Give me a raise 2. Stop restricting Internet sites. I can't even get in yahoo mail (fortunately I can get on answers).
Co-worker: Stop b*tchin' that you're broke when you only work 20 hrs. a week and shop at Sephora and Nordstrom.
2006-09-01 04:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha I love this question.
If I could walk into my boss' office and tell him absolutely anything I would tell him that I am very attracted to him...you can see where I'm going with that.
If I could walk into my co-worker's office I would walk in and tell her she is incredibly lazy and doesn't deserve her job let alone the money she makes. I would tell her it is pathetic that she is 30 minutes late everyday when she only lives 10 minutes away. (I'm usually on time and I live an hour and a half away).
If only we could really say what's on our minds...lol!
2006-09-01 04:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boss: 1.) work more and stop putting stuff on me 2.) don't take the credit
Co-Worker: (I have none but I have a staff under me) 1.) you need to take better care of your appearance. Don't blame the baby because all your shirts have stains and you look a hot mess 2.) Stop trying to speak Spanish to everyone that is Hispanic just because your husband speaks it. Your Spanish is horrendous!
2006-09-01 04:42:36 · answer #8 · answered by GreenEyedSista 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Boss- 1. You are the laziest person I have ever worked with
2. Stop walking around muttering under your breath- it makes you look like the idiot you are
3. We all know you talk **** about us to others of us and we share, so quit your adolescent bull.
Co-workers- I actually like all of my coworkers.
2006-09-01 04:48:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boss
I deserve a raise and lets go out for lunch a have a beer.
co-worker. Mind your own damm business and get off your lazy *** and go do some work.
2006-09-01 04:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by pmdan00 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋