When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
"I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar."
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."
Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!
Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: You wear shorts!
2006-09-01 04:24:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These are great! Keep them coming!
2006-09-01 04:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, so witty you are.
My niece received a Beta fish for her birthday, She was watching the fish in the container provided by the pet store and when he was released into his new fish bowl, she looked at her Mom and said, Is he ever a good swimmer eh Mom? Out of the mouths of babes.
2006-09-01 04:33:07 · answer #2 · answered by Neptune2bsure 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2006-09-01 04:36:29 · answer #3 · answered by alloy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why yes, those jokes are short.
2006-09-01 04:49:49 · answer #4 · answered by WildPointer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋