what are the six requirements for healthy psychology?

Answer 1

This sounds alot like a Psych.1 course at the Community College.

Answer 2

1. You aren't paranoid. They really ARE out to get you.
2. Don't trust therapists. They're only out to brainwash you.
3. Cults are bad, m'kay?
4. Never lose your temper at the looney bin. It translates into " I'm psychotic. "
5. When in doubt, kill every last witness.
6. Always have a spare [important item] in another set of clothes, so you can always validate the excuse of " I would, but my [item] is in my other pair of pants. "

Keep to those and you're in the clear.