I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on the shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off enough that he hung out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why.
I drive 38 miles each way, every day, to work. That's 76 miles, of these, 16 each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. So, if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper-to-bumper. I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females, 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their period. That is 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's 449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide, that's 98. And, 34% describe men as their biggest problem, that's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and the number is increasing.
That means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and is armed.
No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of flipping her off.
2006-09-01 04:20:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey nice one again made me laugh my butts off.
2006-09-01 04:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just to let you know I'm a female driver that gets cut off all the time its not just the females that drive that way. Your statistics are interesting, did you research male driving statistics?
I think the worst driver is someone that passes you like you are standing still even if you are going over the speed limit to keep with the flow and see this individual zig zag in and out of lanes causing much disruption in the nice flow everyone was enjoying male or female, then you are right next to that person at the red light, what an idot, just look at them and smile and I look at my watch. No time was saved here and risked many people themselves included to get in a terrible accident.
2006-09-01 04:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by Neptune2bsure 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. I consider myself a proud member of the NRA, so if you're ever in Athens, GA, don't flip off an asian woman.
2006-09-01 04:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm.. Nice one lot of home works are done for all those calculations it seems. LOL - yeah never dream so
2006-09-01 04:24:44 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
97% of all statistics are completely made up!
2006-09-01 08:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by cleazott 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. wow you just got to love statistics hehe
2006-09-01 04:43:00 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We should be nice to the mentally handicapped . . .
2006-09-01 04:23:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like your thinking!
2006-09-01 04:42:26 · answer #8 · answered by spidermonkeyfingers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's a ***** who can't drive and he's lucky he didn't ram his foot straight up her ***, well that's what I woulda done.
2006-09-01 04:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jersey Style 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i read half way threw it and got bored.
2006-09-01 04:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋