. . . to make sculptures out of my hedges.
What should I have Jesus (my mexican gardener) design them as?
2006-09-01 04:19:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
the pearly gates of course
2006-09-02 11:44:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, since Jesus is your gardener...then I would suggest the hedges should be the Virgin de Guadalupe and other notable Mexican saints.
2006-09-01 11:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by sewshawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny thing jesus was here a few days ago (Jesus my Spanish language teacher)and we were discussing Topiary (as you do) and he has suggested making my hedges into a huge tall penis witha fountain spurting forth from its centre. At least thats what I think he said.
2006-09-01 11:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dinosaurs
2006-09-01 11:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is coming back,however he is not coming back to make sculptures out of your hedges...He is coming back to claim those who believe in him.Do you believe in him and have you prayed for salvation.Jesus died on the cross for the sins of the people of this world...Do you believe?...I will pray for you and my GOD bless you....
2006-09-01 11:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by mycatsaddie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am thinking a pair of praying hands will keep them from burning a cross in your yard!
2006-09-01 11:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should design the hedges in his own image.
2006-09-01 11:21:48 · answer #7 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...
funny...as for the " reported " person...
WHY ?? Oh must be that you have no sense of humour..
yea thats it...Humour Envy...
I would do G W Bush !!! Geddit !!!
2006-09-01 11:27:32 · answer #8 · answered by smurf3qf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a party and everybody's coming...
You know where?
At your mouth!
2006-09-01 11:21:33 · answer #9 · answered by roberto s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are either doggiewater or a copy cat
2006-09-01 11:21:48 · answer #10 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋