We have a priest staying with us and he is soooo boring. Nothing but awful protracted silences.
Fr. Ted tried to tell Fr. Jack that theis priest (Fr. Stone) was staying with us and Fr. Jack threw him out the window - thats how boring he is.
Anyway, whats the best way to get rid of a boring priest?
2006-09-01 04:01:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
throw them out the window .you first,boring.
2006-09-02 11:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Father, did you go to school and seminary? If so, why is your spelling poor? Your grammar and punctuation mean a lot to be desired.
I suggest you leave the vocation, go back to school and learn how to write a proper sentence.
As for the boring priest, leave him alone. At least he can spell and write a sentence.
2006-09-01 04:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by Malika 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start reading the Bible to them.
Most of them have never heard it before.
Like playing Classical Music at a 7 - 11 Store.
The Creeps Depart!
2006-09-01 04:05:19 · answer #3 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ask Mrs Doyle to to make is this boring priest more tea.
2006-09-01 04:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray for him before you throw him out the window he needs your encouragement. On the other hand why should he meet your standards of behavior. That is a little crappy don't you think?
2006-09-01 04:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bordom is a sin!!!
Peter... the big guy..ya know
he said the redeemed are a nation of priest a holy priesthood, you should be finding good sermons and listening to them
I suggest going through
http://www.desirignGod.org
http://www.sermonaudio.com
and get un-bored
2006-09-01 04:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a group of 8 year old boys walk by really fast.
He will follow them, and should be gone for a good long while.
2006-09-01 04:03:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Liven him up a bit, send over a bottle of Merlot and a boy scout.
2006-09-01 04:13:00 · answer #8 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the bishop the police had some questions about one of his altar boys. They'll transfer him immediately.
2006-09-01 04:40:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody has a life story... Ask him for his... Perhaps, he has shut down because he feels no one cares anymore... This way, you get rid of him and keep him at the same time...
2006-09-01 04:06:29 · answer #10 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋