2006-09-01 03:33:51 · 21 answers · asked by Leif Ericson 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Redneck been here?
Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
And, The Number One Way To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer...
The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
Bonus!***** And they post stupid jokes about other races on Yahoo! Answers.*****
2006-09-01 03:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by treasures320 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I think that Bonnie Rogue has profiled you to a tee. How does it feel to have a complete stranger look at a joke you posted and yet be able to pick you apart without any effort on her part. This says a lot about you. Considering the fact that the race you are joking about have bought themselves out of slavery... something to consider, and I don't believe that a race of people can be held accountable for what an individual chooses to do, yet the darker skins of this world are always the ones to be taking on this responsibilty.
The other people that are laughing are only encouraging you to continue with a humour that can only destroy you and nobody else...given the laws in your country I can only assume that you are unemployed or soon will be....if you have watched a documentary on animals you will find that most predators that run in a pack are pretty useless on their own.
You had to go onto the internet to find your pack....that also says a lot about you.
I agree with Bonnie Rogue 100%, good on you girl.
**edit**
this is just a thought.......do you have a lot of white sheets and pillow cases in your home with holes in them??????
2006-09-01 04:37:56 · answer #2 · answered by Brown Sugar 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're obviously referring to a statement made by some azzhole prick whose name was too unimportant to remember. Now, it's so ironic that you would be so politically correct to call us "African-American" yet you spew hatred and intolerance. Why not just call us ****.ers, then?
Personally, I think you are the epitome of a coward. Only someone with balls the size of tic tacs would use Yahoo Answers to spew racist propaganda. Now, let me ask you this: What's your income level? What's your education level? I'd be willing to bet your a bottom feeder who's blaming your pathetic place in life on affirmative actions, aren't you? You're also the same person who is so deathly afraid of black people that you bury your head in your own stupidity.
My advice to you - Get some education so you can get further and life and stop hating black people and blaming them for your own failures.
It's obvious that there is a problem with crime concerning blacks. But, you are stupid and too bucketheaded to tackle the issues surrounding the cause of this - which stem from poverty which stems to disenfranchisement which stems from racism.
Before you go and speak another person's thoughts, pawning them off as your own, do your own digging so that you may be enlightened. If that is even possible. I doubt you even know the meaning.
Good day.
2006-09-01 03:44:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
BonnyRogue, hear hear!!!!
I know I often stick up for people who tell jokes about others, as most are just trying to have a laugh. But this just goes too far!
Not only is it incredibly racist, but abortion is a very touchy subject amongst everybody; between men and women, different religions, different cultures... It is not a subject to be used lightly in ANY circumstance.
2006-09-01 04:15:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
She beats you over the head with a sledgehammer. A standing ovation for Bonnie Rogue also.
2006-09-01 11:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How dare you asked this question? What kind of animal are you. I am sure not one with blood inside your veins. Abortion is something that a woman has a choice to do or not, unless the mother herself makes that decision or for medical reasons. For you to just mentioned one race, it shows that you are NOT mentally well and yes you are a racist. If you still have not learned to live with others maybe your Mom should've had the abortion.
*****GUESS WHO IS GOING TO PULL THE FLAG***********
2006-09-01 03:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
You are making an attempt to be funny. Perhaps you could
channel your talent into a more positive direction.
I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
2006-09-01 03:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
amen Bonny Rogue!!!
2006-09-01 06:13:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Bonnie Rogue.
2006-09-01 03:49:46 · answer #9 · answered by Blahstuff 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
people take too many jokes to heart..this site is full of insanity
this is normally true
but i just read the rest of ur questions..damn dude..lay off the racism..i didnt realize all of ur jokes were total racist crap
2006-09-01 03:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by Michael D 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋