I was flying home from holidays in Portugal and had arranged to call my friend to let him know what time the plane would be landing. He was collecting me from the airport and wanted to be able to wait in the 10 minute pick up zone.
I phoned him and the next thing I knew I woke up in hospital with two broken arms and covered from head to foot in bruises. I dont know what happened. I have been lying here trying to retrace the events as they happened, but just cant work it out.
I lifted my cell phone and dialed his number. I waited and then he picked up my call. I had to shout because of the noise inside the plane and that is the last thing I can remember.
I didnt even manage to tell him my arrival time ---- the only words I got out were "Hi Jack" and then it went dark.
2006-09-01 03:22:37 · 27 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA ha hahah funniieeeeeeee clean joke rather than PG jokes of mine. Thumbs up man
2006-09-01 03:55:04 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u didnt do anything wrong its just that when u said Hi Jack ..was the same time your plane crashed and everyone in the plane died......but u were in a coma for 298years now u have woken up and u are in our new moder world where there is YAHOO ANSWERS (didnt u notice that despite being bruised the whole body and having two broken arms you could still type this question??) but dont worry soon they will put you down as this new world doesnt allow old people .....toodles
2006-09-01 04:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by Mombasa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aliens attacked your plane and now you're in the hospital with serious brain damage and a secret chip implanted into your mind by the aliens.
OR
It was all a bad dream while you were in a coma from a plane crash that happened like that 7 years ago.
2006-09-01 03:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by lilmissunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u arnt supposed to use mobiles on planes :p (they interfere with the controlls or summit)
So when u used it the lights went out and the plane crashed
2006-09-01 03:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by xx gemma xx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumbledore
1000000/10. Awesome. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
By the way to your previous question of Rules.... the girls were pretty right too.
2006-09-01 04:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah u r wrong...u should go to witch to know what will happened b4 ur flight so u can tell ur friend about the accident to arrange himself but to let him went to the airport while u r in hospital thats awful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did he upset from u or what??????????????
2006-09-01 04:22:13 · answer #6 · answered by flying_spirit2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1000/10. Awesome. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
By the way to your previous question of Rules.... the girls were pretty right too.
2006-09-01 03:26:46 · answer #7 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You fell asleep on the plane and this was all a dream.
2006-09-01 03:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by Nails 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the current climate of bombs on planes etc .. that is just sick and not funny!
2006-09-01 03:32:20 · answer #9 · answered by Steve C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mercy! Gottum butt whupped, as the Indian used to say! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-02 08:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋