Rate these 2 jokes pls.?

Question

Two whales are swimming in the ocean when they saw a whaling ship in the distance, the male whale realizes that it's the same one that killed his parents so he turns to the female whale and asks if she'll help him get his revenge. She's a little apprehensive but finally agreed, both gone to the either side of the boat and start to blow through their blowholes, rocking the boat until it capsizes. The male whale starts to eat all the sailors when & notices the female whale swimming away. He followed and asked, 'Where are you going?' to which she replied, 'Listen, I agreed to the blow job, but if you think I'm swallowing any seamen you've got another thing coming!'
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A woman comes home one night and shouts up the stairs to her husband:
"Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"
Her husband replies:
"Should i pack for sun or snow?"
The woman shouts:
"I don't care, I've won the lottery now get out!!!"

Answer 1

They're hilarious. I like the 1st one the best though.

Answer 2

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his “manhood” into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his ‘member.’ He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line. “Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?” “Don’t worry,” replied the customer service rep, “The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons…

Answer 3

Both 10/10
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Answer 4

i believe the left-surpassed remark. that's of their DNA. scientifically shown in case you suspect in that kind of element. that's barely a twist of fate. that probable occurs lots extra effective than human beings think of yet many gays are interior the closet their entire lives so no person knows this. if being gay became usual and did no longer make human beings so uncomfortable that would not additionally be a query from you. extremely you will possibly settle for it in basic terms like my kin has 2 heterosexual toddlers.

Answer 5

Both are old, but I like the second one the best. I have fantasized about that one with my ex for the entire time I was married.

Answer 6

I heard them both before. The second one got a laugh.

Answer 7

I think both are really good but I liked the first one better.

Answer 8

I have heard the second one many times, so it is not new. The first one I have not heard, but the second one I think is funnier.

Answer 9

Both are very good, tho' the first one a bit nasty.....
I enjoyed the second one the BEST.
More pls!!

Answer 10

first one