I hope I'm not the only parent who gets embarrassed by her children. Tell me your most embarrassing or funny child story!
I'll start...I was registering my 4 year old son for school. He was walking along the colorful tile on the floor, one circle after another. I figured he was distracted enough so i began to fill out the paper work. Well, guess what? The tiles on the floor led right up to this big red button on the wall....the fire alarm. So, naturally, my son pushed the button and screamed with joy when it made a tremendous sound. Yes, the fire department came and I apologized a million times to the principal and staff....
2006-09-01 02:28:12 · 8 answers · asked by Smiles 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
When my youngest was about 3 years old, she used to like to lay on my stomach and watch TV at nap time. She liked to hear my heartbeat.
My husband had several of his friends over one day to watch a football game or something on TV... my daughter started talking to them and when I walked by said, "Mommy! Come here! I told them you were comfy to lay on! Why don't you come in here and let them lay on you?"
yikes. lol
2006-09-01 02:37:06 · answer #1 · answered by Avid 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
In April 2006 I gave birth to my beautiful son. We have a 5 year old little girl who is too smart for her own good. I have been talking with my husband on the phone who is a Professional Car Hauler cross country. I was telling him he needed to get a load home because I was loosing my mucus plug. He asked how I knew so I was telling him. We little did I know that our 5 year old wasn't asleep like she should of been and standing in her door way listening. A few weeks later we were at a friends house for a dinner party and she told the whole crowd about me loosing my mucus plug and my water breaking. I could of died right there on the spot!
2006-09-01 02:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by novembersnow78 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We were having a party, people were eating, drinking, having a good time. My youngest son was about three (this stuff always seem to happen at that age). He came walking out of my bedroom with one of my bras on his head. "look, I found some new earmuffs" You ever just want to sink into the floor?
2006-09-01 02:36:22 · answer #3 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I might desire to incidents. My son, and that i've got been on the state honest at the instant. that they had a small parade for breast maximum cancers survivors marching by using it. each time my son asks me for a sister I tell him we will placed it interior the letter to santa. So, on the tip of the parade line there became this older white guy utilising a seventy 4 impala and my son blurted out "mom there is santa can i bypass get my sister." final iciness we've been on our earlier from the mall on the bus. And it became very crowded and my son is a huge spider guy fan. So right here is going this grown-up getting on the bus with a spider guy ski mask on. of course my son yells on the ideal of his lungs for each individual to hearken to, "mom look its spider guy!" the guy became so embarrassed because of the fact all human beings began guffawing that he have been given off the bus earlier his stop.
2016-11-06 05:19:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was about 3 I took her and my son to the movies--it was over the Thanksgiving holiday so the place was pretty busy. I got in line to buy us some popcorn and soda and my daughter was dancing around singing. Everybody was smiling at her and saying how cute she was. Well, she stops what she is doing and walks over to me and says "Mommy, guess what?" I asked her what and she says to me--very loudly I might add--" I just farted!" I wanted to die right there on the spot...people were looking at me like I was the world's worst parent....lol
2006-09-01 02:32:27 · answer #5 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
We found out doing my husbands genelogy that he is actually 9th in line for the throne of England on his fathers side. I n fact his father was a Lord before his family brought him to America. We told my 9 yr old this and that we where tyring to restore my husbands title. A few days later we introduced our children to some friends and my son very politly said, : Hello I am Lord Cameron William Howard, and you are?"
2006-09-01 02:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by gemdolphine28 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My kid is 5. Last year in K4, he still had occasional accidents. One day I was called to school because he had gone #2 in his pants, attempted to clean it up himself, and managed to make a HUGE mess in the bathroom stall. They called me because he was so embarrassed that had LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM and refused to come out for over an hour. By the time I got there, there was sh*t everywhere in the stall and on him, he was hysterical, and there was a crowd. Poor little guy.
2006-09-01 02:43:15 · answer #7 · answered by M K 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was at my friends salon waiting to get my hair cut. One of her employees was decorating the Christmas tree
She dropped one of the balls and my then 3yr old daughter exclaimed "Mommy! That big fat lady just broke a Christamas ball!" I was mortified!
2006-09-01 03:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by iamjustme 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋