My boyfriend would love for me to talk dirty to him, I'm very comfortable with him and can tell him anything and it is just the two of us. But for some reason he'll ask me to say something dirty and I'm just silent. Any suggestions what I should say? I'd appreciate any advice.
2006-09-01 02:05:15 · 16 answers · asked by Ash 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Just let yourself go, tell him what you like, how it feels, what you want him to do to you, what you want to do to him. You don't need to swear or be overly creative, just get into it you'll probably enjoy the release, as well as the 'release'
2006-09-01 02:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by simplyrelaxinginblvl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, I've done that before and it's really awkward. Even when I try to talk dirty it comes out sounding weird (at least it does to me, I guess it does something for him).
I'd be a smartass and say something like "A horse fell in a mud puddle".
2006-09-01 09:07:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to be comfortable with what you say anytime, start with something passionate. If you don't think dirty you can't talk dirty. If he wants you to think dirty he's in trouble.
2006-09-01 09:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by tom b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God I want you to take a dump on my chest you dirty man. Come on baby just take a squat over me and drop a big turd right on top of me.
2006-09-01 09:12:31 · answer #4 · answered by jmthomb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some men love hearing his women saying dirty stuff so as to raise their sexual excitement. You see men's brain is like a washing machine looking for dirt to wash and feel the satisfaction.
2006-09-01 09:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by Phantom of the Opera 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol go read a Zane book on da real or sum tpye of sex book but i would rconcerd reading a couple a Zane book and after that yo man will really and truly love u
2006-09-01 09:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by Hollywood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk with your mouth full of mac and cheese, fresh from the floor.
2006-09-01 09:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by Peanut to the rescue! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
by think dirty
2006-09-01 09:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
be explicit, tell him to lick your pu**y, and how much you love when he fu**s your Pu**y. it may be easier for you to begin by texting it to him or e-mailing him.tell him you have been thinking about his hard c*ck all day, and when he gets home you want to suck it till he cums on your face. tell him exactly how you want it be specific and explicate,trust me he wont laugh at you.
2006-09-01 10:27:51 · answer #9 · answered by curiuoscrissy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say whatever comes to mind.
2006-09-01 09:06:52 · answer #10 · answered by master_der_man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋