At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with Adam, the first man."
So, Saint Peter points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?"
Adam says, "Yes."
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:1) There is too much front end protusion, 2) It chatters at high speeds, 3) The rear end wobbles too much and ... 4) The intake is too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmmmm," says Adam, "hold on."
So, Adam goes to the celestial computer, types a few keystrokes and waits for the results.
The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.
He then says to Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed but, according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours!"
2006-09-01 02:03:51 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a pretty good one. I told one about God and The Harley Davidson Inventor that is similar.
2006-09-01 19:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read it while replacing ford with Harley Davidson and his bikes, seems that the guy up there had some trouble with Ford car, or he still owns ancient FORD car. LOL
2006-09-01 02:22:11 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barely humourous, but wasn't Henry Ford facist, why did he go to heaven? Even if you are goign on the idea of him inventing the car, he screwed over our environment!
2006-09-01 02:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by locomonohijo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never mess with the perfection a woman is. After all Adam was just the prototype of better things to come. and they named her woman
2006-09-01 07:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear locomonohijo,
You are the perfect example of a witless asshole.
(oh...did I say that out loud?)
2006-09-01 02:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think it's funny
2006-09-01 02:16:22 · answer #6 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-09-01 03:54:06 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋