Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
2006-09-01 01:47:12 · 11 answers · asked by trushka 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2006-09-01 01:47:41 · update #1
Good one, that deserves a Klondike bar
2006-09-01 01:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL a real loyal hubby; many users are seems to b very much interested to have question in a joke!!!
2006-09-01 09:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! He deserved the VIP treatment!
2006-09-01 08:58:51 · answer #3 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I'll have to use that one sometime.
2006-09-01 08:51:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol men are somtimes good
2006-09-01 08:51:14 · answer #5 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A great Joke! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-01 13:41:21 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the question again?
2006-09-01 08:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by Peanut to the rescue! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hmm sorry it was old and i use this to answer one fella's question about marriage. any way thanks.
2006-09-01 08:58:52 · answer #8 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very goog ha ha LOL and that made my day!!!!!
2006-09-01 08:53:59 · answer #9 · answered by babycakes3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute.
2006-09-01 08:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by gin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋