not cheap or stupid ones for heaven sake.
2006-09-01 01:46:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-01 19:15:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Teacher's Day Joke
On a special Teacher's Day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving Teacher Day gifts. The Florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it and held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is....some flowers." "That's right!" said the boy. "But how did you know?" "Just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy storeowner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy." "That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl. "Just a lucky guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the liquor storeowner's son. The teacher held it over her head but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied. The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?" The boy replied, "A puppy!"
I didn't do it!
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. "The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."
Short Teachers Humor:
Here are some short funny teachers jokes expressing teacher's humor.
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines!
Why was the head teacher worried?
Because there were so many rulers in the school!
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Someone else's pants".
The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could
2006-09-01 22:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a special Teachers' Day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is, some flowers." "That's right", the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it and said, "I bet I can guess what it is, a box of candy."
"That's right, but how did you know?", asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," the teacher said.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held it overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
Is it wine?" she asked.
"No" the boy replied, obviously delighted that he was the first student to at least temporarily defy the teacher's apparent insight.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the clearly delighted boy answered.
Once again the teacher tasted the leakage and finally said, "I give up, what is it?"
The boy enthusiastically replied, "It's a puppy!"
2006-09-01 08:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Techer: Rahul, give me an example of an amphibian.
Rahul: A frog.
Teacher: Another exmple?
Rahul: Another frog!!!
2006-09-01 08:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by emran hashmi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know but i can'not say.
2006-09-01 09:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by sunil b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm..........i'm thinking
2006-09-01 09:55:19 · answer #6 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋