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As I lay on my bed, I fell this strong urge to grab
> you and
> > squeeze you, because I can't forget last
> night......
> >
> > You came to me while my eyes were closed,
> unexpectedly during
> > the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my
> bed still
> > leaves a tingling sensation.
> >
> > You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly,
> without any
> reservations,laid
> > on my naked body... you sensed my indifference, so
> you
> > started to bite my body without any guilt or
> humiliation, and you
> drove me
> > crazy while you slowly sucked me dry.
> >
> > Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up,
> you were gone. I
> searched
> > for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore
> witness to last
> > nights events.
> >
> > My body still shows your marks, making it harder
> to forget you.
> >
> > Tonight I will remain awake ........ waiting for
> you.... you

2006-09-01 01:29:47 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Oh my naughty mind - Mosquito

2006-09-01 01:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

I will visit you again in the near future. When I arrive keep the bolankets warm for me and sleep good because I fly in to your dreams quicker than you can imagine, by the way, I will have on a Blue Shirt and Flintstone Underwear.

2006-09-01 01:32:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Vampire: bites in the night ,sucks you dry and leaves marks on your neck with blood on the sheets as witness

2006-09-01 02:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mosquito

2006-09-01 01:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by crookshanks 2 · 0 0

sorry very bad u need help k go get some

2006-09-01 01:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by babycakes3 2 · 0 0

it is pretty obvious what you are thinking about. you are thinking about those wonderful bed bugs aren't you . I knew you were.

2006-09-01 07:22:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wake up, ur deaming again & it sounds like a wet one!

2006-09-01 01:34:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

..... and Kill the blamed thang!! LOL. LOL.

Have a great evening!

2006-09-01 06:46:38 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

sounds like you have a bedbug infestation...

2006-09-01 01:31:32 · answer #9 · answered by Andy FF1,2,CrTr,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 5 · 1 0

was it a mosquito or a bedbug?

2006-09-01 01:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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