Doctor to the wife of his sick patient... " Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following he will surely die.
Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant at all times
For lunch make him a nutritious meal
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal
No chores, No nagging.... Oh yes , and make love several times a week. do this for the next year and he will regain his health completely'
The husband asks his wife what the doctor said.....
she replies 'You're going to die!'
2006-09-01 01:21:46 · 20 answers · asked by ragdoll 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
see...women just dont like helping out anymore lol...im sure the man wouldve done all those things..hmm...ok, probably not...fair enough..he's dead
2006-09-01 01:29:42 · answer #1 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he 10/10
2006-09-01 08:56:02 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just as good as the Husband Store
2006-09-01 08:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Hilarious!!!
2006-09-01 08:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, die fo'sho...hehehe... do allthat for him and he will leave ur *** anyway..let him die and he will find someone else to keep him alive.
Men will be men, no doubt!!
2006-09-01 08:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by linlee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he ask for a second opinion ?
2006-09-01 15:00:43 · answer #6 · answered by Bill L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he can better die than to have such a goooooooooooooood wife
2006-09-01 08:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by mcd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one !
2006-09-01 08:23:39 · answer #8 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no you will surly die you swallowed a fly
2006-09-01 08:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by babycakes3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-01 12:54:55 · answer #10 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋