Sorry guys, this is so good, I have to repeat it - hope it doesn't get lost in the various translations of the word 'tight'.
Man walked into a pub in Ballycastle accompanied by a flamingo and a black & white cat.
Give me three Guinesses, one for me, one for the flamingo and one for the cat. The surprised barman did as he was told.
Ten minutes later the flamingo ordered the same , then the man reordered, then the flamingo, then the man again and finally the flamingo.
The barman could not hide his curiosity and asked the man It's not often I serve a man, a flamingo and a cat - I also noticed that you bought several rounds of drinks and so did the flamingo, but the cat didn't buy at all - what's the story?
Well, said the man,I was down at Carrick-a-Rede rope bridge and I caught a leprechaun who promised me a wish if I let him go
Did you let him go, and what did you wish for? asked the barman
That I did replied the man -and I wished for a long-legged bird with a tight pussey
2006-09-01 00:50:36 · 11 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good 1! Leprechauns or to give them their official title 'Miniature, Magic, Bog Hopping Spud Munchers', are real...! Ive seen many of them at the bottom of our garden...munching spuds etc
2006-09-01 00:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 05:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by hobin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classical joke Funny
2006-09-01 01:14:27 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a pus.sy stretcher?
Something you take a cat to a vet on.
2006-09-01 00:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by foogill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. thats really sexist though.
why did you refer to yourself in third-person?
2006-09-01 00:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best 7 out of 10.//////////////////
2006-09-02 06:21:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahaa
I am gonna tell that to everyone!
hee hee hee hee
2006-09-01 00:56:01 · answer #7 · answered by xXMichelleXx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO o that's good. Love it.
2006-09-01 00:53:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that makes Leperchauns real then.
2006-09-01 00:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by Lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!!
2006-09-01 01:04:23 · answer #10 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋