Would it make teeth shine heavenly white?
2006-09-01 00:47:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No. God doesn't think He needs to brush, and none of the Archangels, Cherubim and Seruphim have the guts to tell Him that His Divine Breath could knock a buzzard off a moldering roadkill skunk at 50 paces.
It's why we don't hear more about His romantic escapades ... I mean, knocking one chick in two millennia has got to be some kind of record for "dry spells."
On the other hand, perhaps He is past all that. After all, He is pretty old, by all accounts, and He may not care anymore. After all, it's not like He has to worry about "tooth decay" or "gingevitis". He can just whip up a new set of choppers anytime he wants.
HMOs really perform when you are a deity, I understand.
Plus, look at all the descendants He's got already ... close to SIX BILLION last week. That's a lot of birthdays and Bar Mitzvahs for him to attend. Why, the phone charges on His cell are, well, astronomical.
So perhaps He has adopted a different strategy for dealing with the grandkids.
2006-09-01 00:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by Grendle 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Indeed,indeed...it's called "Luminous" and it works as well as any other toothpaste yet for some strange reason I think i see a faint,golden ring,hovering a little above my head every time I use it.So be it...tom science
2006-09-01 07:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by tom science 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God really really likes Anise flavored toothpaste by Homeodent. She thinks it is really wonderful! Ok that is just what i think but I would like to think God would like it too!
2006-09-01 13:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by LongAgo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Salt
2006-09-01 07:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by Christina Hildebrand 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes he uses Pearlygate Total.
2006-09-01 07:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you getting bored?
2006-09-01 08:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by Denise W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he don't need toothpaste he has power
2006-09-01 07:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by cool_boy2290 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are fooling yourself buddy... anyway that's your choice!
2006-09-01 07:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by ppruel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes. colgate
2006-09-01 07:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by suzanna_banana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crest....I've asked him!! Ha ha
2006-09-01 07:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by First Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋