* Excuse me "Your Honor," but she was on top.
* I didn't want people to confuse me with the Pope on TV.
* She's not THAT young. In Arkansas, the age of consent is only 16.
* Hey, at least she's prettier than Paula Jones or Jennifer Flowers.
* I had to show the American People that I WASN'T impotent for my
second term
in office.
* I was jealous of Nixon with his "Tricky Dick" nickname.
* I didn't leave a message on her voicemail. Get with it. This is
the 90's, I
sent her E-MAIL!
* See I'm not a Lame duck. She said I was pretty GOOD!
* My real name is not William Jefferson Clinton. It's William
KENNEDY Clinton.
* I couldn't control myself. It was genetic. I was in her jeans--
oops, I
mean it was in my genes.
* I didn't insert!
2006-09-01 00:42:51 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-01 09:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny... I could swear I have seen this on a website before!
Shenanigans!
2006-09-01 18:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-09-01 08:04:35 · answer #3 · answered by amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-09-01 07:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by Lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.. good ol clinton
2006-09-01 23:58:36 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one....
2006-09-01 08:05:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
2006-09-01 07:46:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋