This is a true extract from the London Evening Standard.
Title :- SWIMMER TRAPPED BY BEACH BALLS
A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deckchair and found that his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood.
Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off valalta beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea.
When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he sat in the sun, they gradually expanded back to normal size.
He was freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile and they sent a member of staff along who cut the deckchair in half to release him.
OUCH
2006-09-01 00:25:26 · 9 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm crossing my legs
2006-09-01 01:00:44 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhhhhh !!!!
A bucket of cold water may also have done the trick.
Nasty.......brrrrrrrrrr
2006-09-01 01:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by Bilko 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mercy!! LOL. Poor Guy! LOL.
2006-09-01 09:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooouch - LOL
2006-09-01 01:07:04 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im glad im a woman!
2006-09-02 12:08:34 · answer #5 · answered by zoeyseymour@btinternet.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, what a nightmare!!!
2006-09-01 00:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by Happy. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!!
2006-09-02 07:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by Stranger on Earth™ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEOW!!!!
2006-09-03 06:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by phantom stranger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BALLS TO THAT!!!!!!!
2006-09-01 02:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋